I'm All Set to Look Like a Human Gumball

I like to wear lots of colors. All at once. Pink with green and blue and red. Purple with teal and orange and yellow. It's really obnoxious, if I do say so myself. I'm a walking gumball machine. I do it because it makes me laugh. It's funny. And it seems like my family thinks so too. This Christmas I got pants in rainbow colors and socks to clash. I got a teal robe and pink slippers. I will blind anyone who looks at me directly.